(literally) serious joke....

Darshu (CA) (1580 Points)

19 April 2009  

AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICA

 

WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM

 

 

HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY

 

 

THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY

 

WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY

 

AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.

 

 

THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED

 

  

HOW DID U FIND INDIANS 

 

  

INDIANS??

 

WHO INDIANS??

 

I DIDNT FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN

 

THERE IN INDIA

 

 

WHAT NONSENSE??

 

WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN??

 

 

 

THE AMERICAN SAID 

 

  

IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI

 

IN PUNJAB A PANJABI

 

IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL,TAMILNADU,KERALA

 

BIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI,TAMILIAN, MALAYALI

 

 

THEN I MET

 

A MUSLIM,

 

A HINDU

 

A CHRISTIAN,

 

A JAIN,

 

A BUDDHIST

 

AND MANY MANY MANY MORE

 

BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET

 

 

THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE 

 

THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD

 

BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME

 

REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ...

 

FIGHT BACK -

 

ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN

 

JAI HIND