CCI Online Learning
50% OFF in CA/CS/CMA Subjects
     
CIBIL

Share on Facebook

Share on Twitter

Share on LinkedIn

Share on Email

Share More

!..let's start day with a laughter..!


Sanket (!..Live to Give..!)     07 December 2011

Sanket
!..Live to Give..! 
 3033 likes  16304 points

| My Other Post

Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ?

Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor: dawai khali thi kya ?

Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya ?

Patient: Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi.

Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ?

Patient : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ?

Patient: Nahi doctor saheb.

Doctor: Kyon ?

Patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor: Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi.

Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor: Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta !

Patient: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor : Abe teri …....

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @

Join me  @  forangelsonly

Naukarani Ne Sushila Se Kaha, Memsahab Gajab Ho Gaya.
Pados Ki Teen Auraten Aap Ki Saas Ko Peet Rahi Hain.

Sushila Naukarani Ke Sath Balakani Se Aayi Aur Chupchap
Tamasha Dekhane Lagi.Naukarani Ne Pucha, Aap Madad
Karane Nahi Jayengi ?

Sushila - Nahi Teen Hi Kaafi Hain.


$$$$$$$$$$$$ $

Join me  @  forangelsonlyJoin me  @  forangelsonly



once there was an accident where the car driver hit the parrot.
The parrot faints, so the driver takes the parrot to his home ,
gives first aid to it and then puts it in a cage with some food .
When the parrot wakes up . in a shock it tells
"aila!! jail!!!!!! gadi wala mar gaya kya????"




Join me  @  forangelsonlyJoin me  @  forangelsonly

Mallika Sherawat ne
Baba Ramdev Ji se puchha ,
ki main nahate samay kya lagaun ,
ki mera Yauvan suraksh*t rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha ...
DARWAJA ... !



Join me  @  forangelsonlyJoin me  @  forangelsonly


Jinn: Hukam aaka ?
Man: Ghar se dubai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.

Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule.....


Join me  @  forangelsonlyJoin me  @  forangelsonly


Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achchhi lagti hai..



Join me  @  forangelsonlyJoin me  @  forangelsonly



Police ne raat ke 1 baje sharab ke nashe mein

tunn ek aadmi ko pakad kar puchha..

Raat ke ek baje tum Kahan ja rahe ho..?

Aadmi - Main sharab peene ke dush parinaam

per lecture sunne ja raha hun...

Police - Itni raat mein tumhe kaun lecture dega..?


Aadmi - Mere biwi.....

Join me  @  forangelsonlyJoin me  @  forangelsonly


 

3 Like

Parashar (Company Secretary 2004)     07 December 2011

Parashar
Company Secretary 2004 
 123 likes  1013 points

View Profile | My Other Post

Ha Ha Ha. you realy made us laugh.

avater

Sanket (!..Live to Give..!)     07 December 2011

Sanket
!..Live to Give..! 
 3033 likes  16304 points

View Profile | My Other Post

Originally posted by : Parashar

Ha Ha Ha. you realy made us laugh.


That's what i really want to do my friend.......cheeky

avater

CA.kaya (Chartered accountant)     07 December 2011

CA.kaya
Chartered accountant 
 899 likes  3985 points

View Profile | My Other Post

hahah good one sanket sir


(Guest)

hahahahaha

avater

Komal Agrawal (Article Student)     23 December 2013

Komal Agrawal
Article Student 
 88 likes  651 points

View Profile | My Other Post

hahahahha.....................................


Leave a reply

Your are not logged in . Please login to post replies

Click here to Login / Register  



Related Threads


Loading

Popular Discussion


view more »



Trending Tags
GST Live Class    |    x