Be OptiMistic Always.
See Height Of OptiMisM:
Solider-Sir We Are Surrounded!
ArMy Major-Excellent We Can Attack In Any Direction…
Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper
Which Is Used By Us To Write Our Exams.
Join Me In Promoting The Noble Cause Of
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Not Writing Exams…
Arz Kiya Hai:
Bahar Aanese Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Ki Bahaar Aanese Pehle Fiza Kha Gayi,
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Aur Phool Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayi
Wah Wah Wah…
Aman Drives In To One-Way &
Cross NO ENTRY Board
PoliceMan:Oye No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Aman: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..
Kal Agar Me Mar Jaun Aye Dost
Mere Marneka GaM Na Karna,
Meri YaadMe Aansu Na Bahana
Sidhe Upar Hi Chale Aana
Party Karenge…
There Was A Pond In It There Were 20 Fishes.
One Of TheM Died,
Suddenly Water Increased 1 Litre Guess How…?
Leh, all other fishes started crying …
Apun Tere Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Jata
Par Apunko KaaM Tha,
Apun Tere Liye Dub Ke Mar Jaata,
Par Apunko ZukaM Tha…
Good.........keep it up
nice yaar.......keep sharing.....
| Originally posted by : Santhosh Poojary | ||
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It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper Which Is Used By Us To Write Our Exams. Join Me In Promoting The Noble Cause Of . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not Writing Exams… |
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good one santhosh.. thanks for sharing
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