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How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper
Which Is Used By Us To Write Our Exams.
Join Me In Promoting The Noble Cause Of
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Not Writing Exams…

Arz Kiya Hai:
Bahar Aanese Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Ki Bahaar Aanese Pehle Fiza Kha Gayi,
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Aur Phool Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayi
Wah Wah Wah…

Aman Drives In To One-Way &
Cross NO ENTRY Board

PoliceMan:Oye No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?

Aman: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

Kal Agar Me Mar Jaun Aye Dost

Mere Marneka GaM Na Karna,

Meri YaadMe Aansu Na Bahana

Sidhe Upar Hi Chale Aana
Party Karenge…

There Was A Pond In It There Were 20 Fishes.
One Of TheM Died,

Suddenly Water Increased 1 Litre Guess How…?

Leh, all other fishes started crying …

Apun Tere Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Jata

Par Apunko KaaM Tha,

Apun Tere Liye Dub Ke Mar Jaata,

Par Apunko ZukaM Tha…

Good.........keep it up

nice yaar.......keep sharing.....

Nice...

nice..........................

Keep posting some more sensible jokes.

Originally posted by : Santhosh Poojary
	It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper Which Is Used By Us To Write Our Exams. Join Me In Promoting The Noble Cause Of . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not Writing Exams…

HEY THANKS FOR MAKING TO HAVE A BIG LAUGH

good one santhosh.. thanks for sharing