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Jitendra Satpal (Student)     22 February 2008

!-------- @ Duniya Gol Gol hai @ ---------!

Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
___Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
_____________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
___________________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
_________________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
_____________________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
_______________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
_____________________________________Sho
hrat hai to Izzat Hai
_________________________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai
______________________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai
________________________________Tension hai to Concern hai
__________________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
______________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
_________________Khawab hai to Growth hai
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
__Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye


 13 Replies

Shaily Jain

Shaily Jain (Chartered Accountants)     22 February 2008

it's gud. pl keep it up
Jitendra Satpal

Jitendra Satpal (Student)     22 February 2008

Here it goes.....







Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?



See answer below:-










Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.
So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette
another deadly answer.












Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light
the cigarette If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....







Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee."us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".





If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....







Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"
Jitendra Satpal

Jitendra Satpal (Student)     22 February 2008

Smart boss + smart employee = profit






Smart boss + dumb employee = production






Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion







Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime




CA. Amit Daga

CA. Amit Daga (Finance Controller CA. CS. CFA. CIFRS. M.COM. )     22 February 2008

sahi hai yar
Ravi Satpal

Ravi Satpal (CA (Final) & CS (Executive) Student)     22 February 2008

very nice big bro
RITESH KHANDELWAL

RITESH KHANDELWAL (Corporate Taxation)     22 February 2008

go on friends..........really duniya gol hai...
O.D.SHARMA

O.D.SHARMA (DGM-F & A)     22 February 2008

Good,Keep posting such to recreativity,
qarni

qarni (student)     22 February 2008

ha ha ha
CA Manasa

CA Manasa (CA)     22 February 2008

Its nice yaar keep posting such things....

(Guest)

nice one, ghuma diya

Ankur Garg

Ankur Garg (Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)     08 October 2009

very good post

Jyoti Malik

Jyoti Malik (ACCOUNTANT)     08 October 2009

NICE ONE


(Guest)

Nice one

Thanks for sharing


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