:).....:)

EPiC gujju joke :
Manmohan Singh summons the secretary & asks him "How come these Gujaratis know everything before anyone else knows about it ?

Secretary: There is a phrase in Gujarati "Shu Khabar?"

Manmohan Singh: What does that mean?

Secretary: It means " What is the news. ?" & each Gujjubhai asks this to other whenever they meet & the answers given by the other one circulates the news very fast & they happen to know everything the fastest.

PM decides to experience this so he removes his turban & disguises himself & dresses typically like a Gujrarati & reaches Ghatkopar, the typical Gujju hub of Mumbai city.

He sees one Gujjubhai & asks him "Shu Khabar?"

The Gujjubhai replies 
"Salo Manmohaniyo paagdi kaadhi ne Ghatkopar ma aavyo chhe em sambhalyu chhe." !!! 
MANMOHAN SHOCKS...
GUJJU ROCKS !!!!!!
=D =))