You know you work in Corporate America in the 90's if...
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- Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
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- You get really excited about a 3% pay raise.
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- Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
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- You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
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- Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.
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- It's dark when you drive to and from work.
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- Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
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- "Communication" is something your group is having problems with.
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- You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
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- Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
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- Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
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- Art involves a white board.
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- You're already late on the assignment you just got.
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- You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!
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- "Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
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- Your boss' favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes", "in your spare time", "when you're freed up", and "I have an opportunity for you."
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- Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".
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- You read this entire list and understood it.
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