Women are Smart but......


NUKUL GARG (Senior Associate Consultant)     28 September 2010

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Women are Smart but Man's weakness (Funny)

 

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."





Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.




Attention female readers
: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers
: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .




Moral of the story
: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.



Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show




PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!




Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour (funny rider, ain't it)?

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sudhakar ca cwa (service)     28 September 2010

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nice joke and

 

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .

the above twist was good

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NUKUL GARG (Senior Associate Consultant)     28 September 2010

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Ya that was the important thing in this whole.

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vijay (Accountant)     29 September 2010

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really a good and sensible joke but true

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ajish (article)     30 September 2010

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i cant see any gals replying to this......they wont...hahaha...they cant

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Gopinath (Articles)     02 October 2010

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HAHAHAHAHA...........................SUPER YAR..........................

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SOWMYA SARAG (s)     09 October 2010

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to all those gentlemen who tease girls

 U need MAtha Gowri, Saraswathi,Durga & lakshmi to bless you with wealth, knowledge and health,

U need a mom , who sacrifices her life to upbring you people

U need a sister, for u to dominate

and u still call a girl dumb, yes really, she does evrything but she in turn gets insults and teasers back.

For the first time, i feel So bad reading a post in caclubindia.... I dint want to reply..Butl i couldnt tolerate above comments

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Sunshine (Helping All)     10 October 2010

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Too good dude!!!!!

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Sushmita (CA-Final(Intern))     13 December 2010

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Gr8 yaar


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