Wife vs Husband Jokes

Thappar Maarnay par naraaz wife se husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se wo pyar karta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur boli...
"Aap kya samajhtay hain main aapse pyar nahi kerti?"


After 25 yrs wife said to husband: Do u remember when u proposed me,
I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour.
Husband: Yes dear, that was happiest hour of my life!


Beggar: 'Oh sundari !Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de..
Husband wife se bola: De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...


Husband to wife: You will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense! It's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble even with u at first.


Husband : (came from office ) Darling I'm tired should need a cup of coffee
Wife: O sure sweetheart! Kitchen is beside you, but plz make its strong and sugar should be less.


Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means
"Without Information, Fighting Everytime!"
WIFE replied: No darling, it means "With Idiot For Ever!"


Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be lucky woman for you.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire! "