Why gujarati's do well in all fields.....Ausumnnnnnnnnnnnn

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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.

 

 

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

 

2000 people leave the room.

 

Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose If I stay. I'll give it a try'

 

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 People may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

 

Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have Nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?' So he stays....... .

 

 

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.>
500 people leave the room.

  

Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to
Lose?' So he stays in the room..

  

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serbo - Croat to Leave.

 

498 people leave the room.

 

  

Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of
Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.

  

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two Candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a Conversation together in that language.'

 Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says, `Kem Chhe Bapu..? 

 The other candidate answers 'Ekdam Majama !!

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GUJARATI ROCCKSSSSS...........CHEERS MAN FOR THIS AMAZING FORUM 

Hey nice one....

Very good....

I m proud to be Gujarati...

"Jay Jay Garvi Gujarat''....

"Jya Jya Vase Gujarati  Tya Tya Sada Kaal Gujarat"

 

 

Thanks Sneha & Ketan

Originally posted by : dípểکh ███♪███♪███

 
 
GUJARATI ROCCKSSSSS...........CHEERS MAN FOR THIS AMAZING FORUM 

 

Thanks Dipesh

THANKU AMIT

I M ALSO PROUD FOR BEING GUJARATHI

IT IS NICE MAIL

Mr Amit I dont know Gujarati but the last two words are translated in Tamil and shared speaking about the brillaince of Tamil People which came first I dont know

 

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room.  One candidate is our MokkaSwamy.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room.
MokkaSwamy says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'
 
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room.

MokkaSwamy says to himself 'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me ?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room.
MokkaSwamy says to himself, 'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.
 
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room.
MokkaSwamy says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of  Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else has gone.
 

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

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Calmly, MokkaSwamy turns to the other candidate and says ' Endha vooru  maa vunakku ? '

The other candidate answers, ' Tiruchy-kum Dindigul-kum Naduvula Manapaarai !!!!! '
 

 

Originally posted by : sivaram
Mr Amit I dont know Gujarati but the last two words are translated in Tamil and shared speaking about the brillaince of Tamil People which came first I dont know

Hey Sivaram ... i have received dis mail & dat i posted... BDW m not Gujrati ... just wana say from dis forum dt INDIANS  rocks every whre...

hey thats Cool proud to be a gujrati regards Nikhil Karia

N1 Its not about gujarahi or south indians, its about INDIANS who ROCK EVERYWHERE !!!

Great bhai,i m proud that i am GUJARATI,jai mataji

But the IRONY most ppl failed to recognize is :

When Bill Gates Started MICROSOFT even he :

1. didnt knw JAVA

2. was a school dropout 

3. didnt know Serbo - Croat 

but he still stayed and rest was history, thats wat Gujaratis do : "Stay in game even if u dnt knw a Shit " !!!

GUJU ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Please be proud as an Indian and not for any other communitity.Our country is an example of unity in diversities and all Indian are united together and proud together only as an Indian.

Gujarati Always Rock..............


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