What is two and two ?

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A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two?"

 

The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was "Twenty-two."

 

The second applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001.

 

The next person was a lawyer. He stated that in the case of Jenkins v Commr of Stamp Duties (Qld), two and two was proven to be four.

 

The last applicant was a CA. The businessman asked him, "How much is two and two?"

 

The CA got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

 

He got the job.

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“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students….
. leave them to us….”

 

May I know Ur Collection Source??????

Means U hav Only These Types of Jokes Only........

Why??

Didn't You like the jokes?

 

Well I do have many other things to share and I keep sharing them with this club .

NICE...........KEEP SHARING

good one, keep it up

. Keep It Up Sourav

very nice thanx for sharing

its really nice & true, specially the second one

 May be the second one should be added to the emblem in the cars of CA's....

No offence meant CA's.... just kidding ...lol :)

good one

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