What an MBA can do ! (How Funny ! )

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A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. 'Not very long,' answered the Mexican. 'But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?' asked the American. The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.

 The American asked, 'But what do you do with the rest of your time?'

 'I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs...I have a full life.'

 The American interrupted, 'I have an MBA from Harvard and I can helpyou! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat. With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly withthe processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge enterprise.'

 'How long would that take?' asked the Mexican.

 'Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,' replied the American.

 'And after that?' Afterwards?

 That's when it gets really interesting,' answered the American, laughing. 'When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!'

 'Millions? Really? And after that?'

 'After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta, and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends!'

Replies (10)

ha ha ha....

really funny.....thanks Sir..

Yeah.......Funny........thanks.

very funny

thanks

Amazing yar..

Really funny..

Amit

Story continues....

"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings doing what you like and enjoying your friends."


"With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what I am doing now. So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexican.
 
And the moral is: Know where you're going in life...you may already be there.

 

It's not only funny, but forces to think and plan.

One must know what he wants and where he wants to reach.

gr8 story sir..........thts wat is the reality of life, presented in simple manner.

vry funny

keep going

very funny and gr8

Really Very funny...

The American MBA made mockery of his own techniques & statement.

That's why people say "think before you say"


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