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Using Brain is prohibited

Humour & Banter 933 views 6 replies
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited..............
 
Q - U r in aboat in middle of river. u have 2 candles & have 2 light any 1 candle...u don't have anything with u in the boat????
 
 
 
A -
Take 1 candle & through it in the water, so the boat will become "LIGHTER" & using that "LIGHTER" u can light the other candle...
 
Another deadly answer -
U through the candle up & catch it, now u know catches win "MATCHES", so using this "MATCHES" u can light the candle...
 
Now if that wasn't enough there is one more -
Take water in ur hand & drop it drop by drop (TIP -TIP), Now u know "tip -tip barsa pani, pabi ne AAG lagai, aur us AAG se candle jalai................." 
 
 
Achcha yeh last hai -
 
Start praising 1 candle, the other one will get jealous & get automatically "LIGHTED UP"
 
 
This is our education style of answering , logic ho na ho length honi chahiye......:)))
 
 
 
Regards
Amir
Replies (6)

GOOD VERY, GOOD

nice

G-rat.  

 

G-rate.

 

Grate.

 

GR-eat.

 

Gre-at.

 

GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Please refer dictionary if needed).

Nice and True... This is really our education system.

Good One...

nice Mr Amir


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