Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... .. who made Ganesh to Anesh...???? Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER" And Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD" Socho Thoda sur Socho ? Socho Socho.... Indian wives call their husband "A g" (Scientific Symbol for Silver) Kushi todi si hi sahi . . .kaafi hoti he regards Hs
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???
because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
rahi........ . ......... ......... ......... ......
sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
why?
Because he became
MAMU LEE!
santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink
coffee."
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......
kyun???????? ????????? ??
kyun???????? ??????
bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
ThinK......
Think......
okay.....
" KAILASH KHER "
tere naam se " G " loon....
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????
Think....... ......
Give up??
Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."
Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is
"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai
AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE NOT THE LEAST
?
?
Nahi Aata
Bcoz
American wives call their husband "A u" (Scientific Symbol for Gold....)
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