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Theyll find us (humour)

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Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.

However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"

"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.

"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan to them too this month?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."

Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years.


 
 
Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"....

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Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"
Replies (13)
Very good , because no one can escape them

Class !

very true...they wont spare

Superb!!

crying

is it an ad for ICICI...:-)... jaha bhi jaoge..hum se chup nahin paoge... or is it a primary caution to take a loan at ICICI..before going for a long trip...., for a safe return...Niceone Rahul...

nice one shared

cheers

It was superb..........yes

good one sir

AWESOME...BUT ITS THE REALITY

Very funny..... they must have taken the loan from ICICI.......... lolz

superlike sirji!!!!!

 

Great..


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