Theory of relation

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Theory of relation

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Equation 1

 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

 

Donkey = eat + sleep

 

Therefore,

 

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

 

Therefore,

 

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

 

In other words,

 

Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work

 

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Equation 2

 

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

 

Donkeys = eat + sleep

 

Therefore,

 

Men = Donkeys + earn money

 

Therefore,

 

Men - earn money = Donkeys

 

In other words,

 

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

 

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Equation 3

 

Women = eat + sleep + spend

 

Donkeys = eat + sleep

 

Therefore,

 

Women = Donkeys + spend

 

Therefore,

 

Women - spend = Donkeys

 

In other words,

 

Women that don't spend = Donkeys

 

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To Conclude:

 

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

 

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

 

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

 

So, we have?

 

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

 

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

 

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!