Theory of relation

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Theory of relation

 



 

This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2009!

 

 

Equation 1

 

 



 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

 

 

Donkey = eat + sleep

 

 



 

Therefore,

 

 

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

 

 



 

Therefore,

 

 

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

 

 



 

In other words,

 

 

Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work

 

 

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

 

 



 

Equation 2

 

 



 

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

 

 

Donkeys = eat + sleep

 

 



 

Therefore,

 

 

Men = Donkeys + earn money

 

 



 

Therefore,

 

 

Men - earn money = Donkeys

 

 



 

In other words,

 

 

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

 

 

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====

 

 



 

Equation 3

 

 



 

Women = eat + sleep + spend

 

 

Donkeys = eat + sleep

 

 



 

Therefore,

 

 

Women = Donkeys + spend

 

 



 

Therefore,

 

 

Women - spend = Donkeys

 

 



 

In other words,

 

 

Women that don't spend = Donkeys

 

 

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====

 

 



 

To Conclude:

 

 



 

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 

 

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

 

 



 

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

 

 



 

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

 

 



 

So, we have?

 

 

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

 

 



 

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

 

 

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
 

Replies (3)

Nice thaks for sharing

gud one

is this called donkey theory

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