PHULO KI MALA....

Paitent: Doctor, yeh phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Yeh mera pehla operation hai,
Success hua to mere liye,
Nahi to tumhare liye.

A newly passed Dr. was doing his 1st operation in his career.
As the operation finished.He bent on his knes,moved his head upwrds & said "HEY KAALI MAA MERI YE BHET SWIKAR KAR!"

On a sign outside lawyer's office -
" Where there's a will, there's a way;
Where there's a way, there's a law;
Where there's a law,there's a loophole;
Where there's a loophole ,there's me, WALK IN "

A dentist�s patient was grumbling about the fee. �Two hundred rupees for pulling out a tooth!,� she exclaimed. �And it�s only a minute�s work.�
�Well, if you wish,� the dentist said, �I�ll take it out slowly.�

Judge: You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How do you call me Saala?
Lawyer: My Lord,I said kaun SA LAW aisa kehta hai

Bank officer is taking interview for bank job

Officer: What is cyclone?

Candidate immediatly replies: It is the loan given to purchase cycle!!

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Bring to me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"! It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone

Hilarious, I must say. Thanks for sharing.

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Originally posted by : GAUTAM DEY
	WOW...........REALLY HILARIOUS POST BRO THANKS FOR SHARING

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