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The mexican maid

Geeta

Geeta (chief accountant) (3368 Points)

16 November 2011  

 

The Mexican Maid
 
Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. 

Wife: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' 


Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' 

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' 

Maria: 'Your husband said so.' 

Wife: 'Oh.' 

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' 

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' 


Maria: 'Your husband did.' 

Wife: 'Oh.' 

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.' 

Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband said that?' 


Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.' 

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

 



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Arniv Sharda

Arniv Sharda (CA Final) (3006 Points)
Replied 16 November 2011

nice one geeta ji

keep sharin

cheers

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