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The mexican maid

Geeta (chief accountant) (3368 Points)

16 November 2011

The Mexican Maid

Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

Wife: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'

Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband said that?'

Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

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Arniv Sharda (CA Final) (3006 Points)
Replied 16 November 2011

nice one geeta ji

keep sharin

cheers

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