The height

1. What is height of Fashion?
Ans : Dhoti with a zip.
 
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.
 
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
 
4. What is height of Craziness?
Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
 
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
 
6. What is height of Stupidity?
Ans : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
 
7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
 

8. What is height of De-hydration?
Ans : A cow giving milk powder.
 
9. What is Height of Kanjoosi?
Ans : Miser's house has caught fire and he is giving missed calls to the Fire
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