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Pallav Singhania (❤ Work Hard Party Harder ❤)     16 September 2011

The best of the best joke on a chartered accountant

A very successful partner is a big six firm had a peculiar habit. He will go to his desk open a locked drawer, look inside, lock the drawer again, and start his work. His subordinates knew that he hid the secret of his success in the drawer, they waited for the opportunity. One day when the partner had gone out of the city, the juniors decided to make a break. They broke into the drawer, breathlessly, and looked inside. There was one small piece of paper inside - it said - "left is debit and right is credit."



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Pallav Singhania

Pallav Singhania (❤ Work Hard Party Harder ❤)     16 September 2011

CA on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
“Yes dear”
My daughter, are you here?
“Yes dad”
My son, are you here?
“Yes dad”
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
“Yes SIR”
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai.

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Guddu

Guddu (student)     16 September 2011

Lolz, . . . . . . . . . . .
Pallav Singhania

Pallav Singhania (❤ Work Hard Party Harder ❤)     16 September 2011

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: “This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old”. “Where did you get this exact information?” “I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old.”

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Pallav Singhania

Pallav Singhania (❤ Work Hard Party Harder ❤)     16 September 2011

Why accountants don’t read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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(Guest)

ha ha ha ha .............

lovely jokes...................:)

keep sharing...................

Ateeq

Ateeq (CA - Final)     19 September 2011

Good One!

CA Sanjay Gondalia

CA Sanjay Gondalia (Managing Partner)     27 March 2012

good one

 

Kousalya Narayana

Kousalya Narayana (MBA, CMA Inter)     27 March 2012

Very nice.


(Guest)

Left is debit and Right is credit......hahahaha


(Guest)

devildevilcool


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