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Santa Singh and Banta Singh going to Mumbai by air along with a parrot which was very naughty

Plane take off to Mumbai the parrot ne air hostess ko apani chonch se ched diya air hostess said naughty parrot and passes a sweet smile and gone away

Again she passes near to parrot, parrot does the same business again and air hostess again said naughty parrot and gone away

Now Santa Singh thinks it is a good game ab Santa singh ne air hostess ko ched diya and she get angry and report to the other crew members and all crew member decides that throw Santa singh out of the plane

All crew members told Santa Singh that they are going to throw him out of the plane for the business he done to the air hostess, but Santa Singh oppose the judgment why you people leave that parrot now the crew members told parrot that they are going to throw both out of the plane, parrot agrees and so the Santa singh too

Now parrot ask Santa Singh kya udana aata hai, Santa singh nahi, Parrot phir punga kiynu liya tha

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh, two shaven sardars, are walking

down a street in Bombay ...

Suddenly they come across a shop with a sign in the window:

"Shirt Rs 10, Trousers Rs 15, Suit Rs 40".

Santa turns to Banta and says, "Oye, Banta, yeh daam toh

dekh!"

Banta scratches his head and says "O-ji, lekin kaise ho sakta?"

Santa brushes him aside "Oye yaar, likha hai na? Likha hai! Dekh!

Doubt kaise ho sakta?"

"Haan yaar, kamaal hai"

Then an idea strikes Santa. He says "Chal, Banta, business karte

hain!

Idhar se kapde khareedte hain, aur wapas Jullunder lejaakar bechte hain!

Khoob paise banayenge!"

"Yeh toh bahut sahi idea hai" agrees Banta.

They go in and Santa pulls out his wallet and says very casually,

"200 shirt de deejiye, Rs 10 waale; 100

pant, Rs15 waale; aur 50

suit, Rs 40 waale"

The owner of the shop looks at him and says, "Jullunder se aaye

ho?"

"Haan ji"

"Sardar ho?"

"Haan ji... lekin aapko kaise maalum?"

The owner says, "Yeh dry clean ki dukan hai"

Enjoy