Taxman!

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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a Rs 10,000 bet.
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The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
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Many people like weightlifters, wrestlers, body builders, etc had tried over time, but nobody could do it.
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One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a safari suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet."
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After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
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But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and 5-6 drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs 10,000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living?
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Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"
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"No," replied the man. "I work for the IT Deptt."

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very nice Bhai ha ha ha 

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