Tax akhir kab tak?

Hemant Mehta (Chartered Accountant ) (234 Points)

29 August 2011  

Q: What are you doing?

A: Business.

Govt: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX

Q: What are you doing in Business?

A: Selling the Goods.

Tax: PAY SALES TAX

Q: From where are you getting Goods?

A: From other State/Abroad

Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY OCTROI

Q: What are you getting in Selling Goods?

A: Profit.

Tax: PAY INCOME TAX

Q: How do you distribute profit?

A: : By way of dividend

Tax: PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX

Q: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?

A: Factory.

Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY

Q: Do you have Staff?

A: Yes

Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX

Q: Doing business in Millions?

A: Yes or No

Tax: If yes, PAY TURNOVER TAX; if no, then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

Q: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?

A: Yes, for Salary.

Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX

Q: Where are you taking your client for Lunch Dinner?

A: Hotel

Tax: PAY FOOD ENTERTAINMENT TAX

Q: Are you going Out of Station for Business?

A: Yes

Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX

Q: Have you taken or given any Service/s?

A: Yes

Tax: PAY SERVICE TAX

Q: How come you got such a Big Amount?

A: Gift on birthday.

Tax: PAY GIFT TAX

Q: Do you have any Wealth?

A: Yes

Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX

Q: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?

Ans.: Cinema or Resort.

A: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

Q: Have you purchased House?

A: Yes

Tax: PAY STAMP DUTY REGISTRATION FEE

Q: Want to run away to another city?

A: Yes

Tax: PAY TOLL CESS

Q: Any Additional Tax?

A: Yes

Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL CESS SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT TAXES

Q: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?

A: Yes

Tax: PAY INTEREST PENALTY

Q: Can I die now?

A: No, wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX !!!