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Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time !!!!

¤ Equation1 :
> Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy.
> Donkey = eat + sleep + work Therefore:
> Human = Donkey + enjoy Therefore:
> Human-enjoy = Donkey

In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that
works.

¤ Equation 2 :
> Man = eat + sleep + earn money
> Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:


> Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore:
> Man-earn money = Donkey

 

In other words Man who doesn't earn money =
Donkey.

> Woman= eat + sleep + spend.
> Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore:
> Woman = Donkey + spend
> Woman - spend = Donkey.

In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey .

 

To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend .
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money .


Therefore.
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that
live happily together, earning and spending!.

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