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SUNDAY JOKE-3!!!!!!
The Stock Report
Helium was up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued a slow decline. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. Balloon prices were inflated. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
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its the story of Indian Stock mrkt??
see
Investor’s pet ions were down
Blood presser high
Sentiments down
Doctor’s bill high
Every on is crying
CBI and SEBE frying
ICAI trying
PWC-Flying
We are dying
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