Silly questions and their deadly reply.

Q1- @ Movies: Hey! What are you doing here?

Ans- I sell tickets in black here. Dont you know?

Q2- IN BUS: A heavy lady with pointed high heels steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Ans- No, not at all. I am on local anesthesia, y dont you try again?

Q3- At funeral, 1 teary eyed guy asks: Why? Why him of all people

Ans- Why? It should have been you?

Q4- When I get woken up at midnight by a call: Sorry, were you sleeping?

Ans- No Dude! I was doing research on whether zulus in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping?

Q5- When they see me with shorter hair: Hey, Have you had a haircut?

Ans: Nah! Its Autumn, I am shedding..!