SSC+HSC+BBA+MBA=Unemployment

 

1. SSC + HSC + BBA + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT



2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.



3. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
 



4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.



5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
 



6. 4 weeks in
 Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie.



7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol



8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag =  Mum's favourite serials.



9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A
 

SUPERSTAR.



10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Tallent = Abhishek Bachchan
 



11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan



12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda



13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan



14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
 



15. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace
 = One sooraj Barjataya Film

 

 

 

Replies (8)

good combination and calculations

Really Funny,, and real too.....

:D.....ha ha ...

One U + One ME + Many Others = CCI ... ha ha ha ha :P

Originally posted by : Aditya(future ca)

good combination and calculations

too good hahahahaha.................

Originally posted by : Aditya(future ca)

good combination and calculations

GOOD COMBINATION.............

 

 Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Tallent = Abhishek Bachchan......HMMMMMM

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