Some witty sayings!!!

wow....hope to read more such posts in future
 

wow anonymous............nice collection of  witty sayings...............waise i feel i fall in "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege " category........hahahaa.............anyways keep posting.............

Thanx Vikash n Priyanka...

Very Well Said.

Originally posted by : vikash maheshwari
	wow anonymous............nice collection of  witty sayings...............waise i feel i fall in "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege " category........hahahaa.............anyways keep posting.............

Ha Ha...!! Me too...

very nice benaam....

very nice benaam....

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

I can resist everything except temptation.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.

Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

You never learn anything by doing it right.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.

It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out He didnt work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for His forgiveness.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

* It is a good thing to learn caution from the misfortunes of others.

* A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when he is counting his blessings.

* "If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?

* Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

* Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

* Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

* The idea of strictly minding our own business is moldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?

there cannot be a crisis next week..m already full....hehhehe....awesome...!!!wah benaam ji..toda jawab nai...tussi to chhaa gaye...

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

"Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism."

best hain yr anonymous ji........gud gud.....vry entertaining....

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. "

.

( Humour )

For this reason you have hidden your identity ?

jiyo tamatar....................seems u have carefully chosen these .................all r awesome.............isse pata chalta hai k aap khush mizaz bande ho...........anonymous......keep posting...............