Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
You can't be late until you show up.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to stand up and talk, and the rest of it making us to sit down and listen.
Common sense is not so common.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
priyanka
(CA Final student)
(895 Points)
Replied 27 December 2010
wow....hope to read more such posts in future
Vikash Maheshwari
(learner)
(6358 Points)
Replied 29 December 2010
wow anonymous............nice collection of witty sayings...............waise i feel i fall in "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege " category........hahahaa.............anyways keep posting.............
Resham
(Carpe Diem !!!)
(6535 Points)
Replied 05 January 2011
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wow anonymous............nice collection of witty sayings...............waise i feel i fall in "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege " category........hahahaa.............anyways keep posting............. |
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Ha Ha...!! Me too...
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
You never learn anything by doing it right.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out He didnt work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for His forgiveness.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Mandar
(*****)
(212 Points)
Replied 06 January 2011
* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
* It is a good thing to learn caution from the misfortunes of others.
* A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when he is counting his blessings.
* "If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
* Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
* Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
* Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
* The idea of strictly minding our own business is moldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?
Sunshine
(Helping All)
(10575 Points)
Replied 06 January 2011
there cannot be a crisis next week..m already full....hehhehe....awesome...!!!wah benaam ji..toda jawab nai...tussi to chhaa gaye...
Hardik Dave
(IPCC and CS Professional(FINAL) Student)
(15533 Points)
Replied 06 January 2011
priyanka
(CA Final student)
(895 Points)
Replied 07 January 2011
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism."
best hain yr anonymous ji........gud gud.....vry entertaining....
CA SURENDRA KUMAR RAKHECHA
(Practising CA at Surat)
(26258 Points)
Replied 07 January 2011
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. "
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( Humour )
For this reason you have hidden your identity ?
Vikash Maheshwari
(learner)
(6358 Points)
Replied 08 January 2011
jiyo tamatar....................seems u have carefully chosen these .................all r awesome.............isse pata chalta hai k aap khush mizaz bande ho...........anonymous......keep posting...............
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