No offences just to make life lighter.
THE LEAVE APPLICATIONS :
Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with mywife, please sanction me one-week leave.”
This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the“mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for twodays..”
Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performinghis daughter’s wedding: “as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
FROM H.A.L. ADMINISTRATION DEPT: “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible forit, please grant me 10 days leave.”
ANOTHER EMPLOYEE APPLIED FOR HALF DAY LEAVE AS FOLLOWS: “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and Imay not return, please grant me half day casual leave.
AN INCIDENT OF A LEAVE LETTER :“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
A LEAVE LETTER TO THE HEADMASTER:“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. Irequest you to leave me today”
ANOTHER LEAVE LETTER WRITTEN TO THE HEADMASTER: “As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
COVERING NOTE: “I am enclosed herewith…”
Another one:“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below"
ACTUAL LETTER WRITTEN FOR APPLICATION OF LEAVE:“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband athome I may be granted leave”
LETTER WRITING:- “I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
A CANDIDATE’S JOB APPLICATION:“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typistand an Accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the pastseveral years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applyingfor the post
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