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Some Jokes on wife -very funny

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CS,CA F,Numrologi TusharSampat

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85935 Points Joined May 2010

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The Mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!

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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied

With 4 things in life.

(1) Mobile

(2) Automobile

(3) TV

(4) Wife

Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`

Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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anthony

Finance

7918 Points Joined August 2007

Originally posted by : TusharSSampatM.Com CA,CS-FINAL
	Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The Mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both! ==== === Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?` Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`. === Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!