Some jokes

Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..?
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Student: Google is a Girl.....because it won't let you complete
the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting.....and
you ask only one question.....
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds

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Boy teasing a girl: Ae chalti kya?;)

Gal : Kaha?

Boy : Wherever u say... :D :D

Gal : Ok lets go shopping. :D :)
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Boy : Kasam se didi aapke sath to na mazak karna bhi gunah hai. :p

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Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe
the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne
kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli.
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Ab btao 7 kaise? ? ? ? . .
Socho, .
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Aur socho,
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read msg again, than scroll down,
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Arey yaar,bache hai kuch b bolte rehte hai.. aap
tension mat lo.. :p :