Some jokes!!!!!!!!!

CA Mani (Credit Analyst) (2804 Points)

01 December 2009  

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
                     Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
                  Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
                    Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai


                      Judge: U r crossing the limits.
                    Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
                    Judge: How dare you call me saala?
      Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?  (my favorite)


                      Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
                             Saheb: Kal aana.
   Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
                          rupaye fase huye hain.


                          Generation Next Motto:
                          Na hum shaadi karenge,
                     na apne bachchon ko karne denge.


                     What do u call a woman in heaven?
                                 An Angel.
                        A crowd of woman in heaven?
                             A host of Angels.
                         And all woman in heaven?
                              PEACE ON EARTH!


                   What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
                         Dava is like girlfriend,
            that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
                Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

 1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
                    Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
                 2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
                   Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!


                  Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
                         Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
                            ek ne desh ke liye,
                      doosre ne Deshwasion  ke liye!