Some funny definitions . . .

Humour & Banter 1223 views 5 replies

(1) Marriage : A wrestling competition that's said to 'produce' alive results! 
(2) Nuclear Bomb : An invention to end all inventions!
(3) Youth : The time to knock about just about every notion about God!
(4) Old Age : The time to make peace with God because now you are about to be knocked about!
(5) A Genius Blondie : Like a UFO, it's discussed but not encountered!
(6) Stock Market : The favorite of Cardiologists!
(7) Politicians : Extra-regular beggars who come to beg after every 5 years!
(8) Boss : Devil's advocate!
(9) Love : The syndrome when the heart consumes all the blood and the brain is left with none!

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good one.

 

Love : The syndrome when the heart consumes all the blood and the brain is left with none!



its right geeta ji

really nyc post...

Politicians : Extra-regular beggars who come to beg after every 5 years!

hahaha this is really true..

PAKAU


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