Some ironies that only exist in India…..
1. Its dangerous to talk to strangers but its okay to marry one!
2. Politicians divide us Terrorists unite us!
3.You have to look both ways to cross a one way street!
4.Its okay to piss in public but not okay to kiss in public!
5.Everyone’s in a hurry, But no one reaches on time!
6.Priyanka Chopra made more money playing MaryKom than Mary Kom made in her entire career!
7.Swear in English and people think you are cool , Swear in Hindi and people think you are uncouth!
8.Most people who fight over the Gita and Quran have probably never read either book!
9.In our election we don’t vote for the candidate we like the most, We vote for the one we dislike the least!
10. Ours is a country where sayings like ‘ladki ghar ki Laxmi hai, ladki baap ka bojh hain‘’ coexist!
11.We’d rather spend more on our daughter’s wedding than on their education!
12.The shoes we wear are sold in air conditioned showrooms and the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath!
13.You need to have studied till 8 th class to become a peon, you don’t need any educational qualification to run the country!!
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