Some definations

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays
...
Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich;)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a
women gains her masters;)
.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :)
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Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :)
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Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills :)

CA Student:
A person who ruins his life to learn how to save tax for others :)