Sunny and Bunny are playing chess...
Sunny : Chal yaar ab band karte hain, bohot time ho gaya..
Bunny : Ha yaar vaise bhi tera ek haathi aur mera ek ghoda hi bacha hai.
Dear Airtel..
We accept that har ek friend zaroori hota hai...
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Par uske saath acchha network bhi zaroori hota hai...
Yours Sincerely,
Tata docomo.
Now this one is really height of coolness..
Teacher : Name some states of India.
Student : Punjab , UP ,MP..
Teacher : Name some more.
Student ; Gujarat , Maharashtra ,Kerela.
Teacher : Aur bata..
Student : Bas ek dam maje me..tu bata..
Just for humour..
Kid : Did u see me before i was born.
Mom : No i didnt.
Kid : then after i was born how did you know that it's me ??
Such kids become external examiners for viva....(Viva is a type of external surprise test)
Now this one is really funny ..!!
Students LAW OF TENSION
"Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMS, where KAL SE PADHUNGA remains constant"
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