SMS Jokes on CA - Just for fun

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 Hi friends I am sharing with you some Jokes on CA which I have received as SMS... Hope you will enjoy it

 

 

CA on his deathbed: My wife are you here?

Wife : Yes dear.

CA : My Son are you here?

Son: Yes Dad.

CA : My Articles are you here.

Articles : Yes Sir.

CA : IDIOTS …then who is there in the office?

 

 

CA Student : Make road from India to USA.

God : It is very tough ask something else.

CA Student : Make me pass CA.

God : You want single road or double road to USA?

 

 

 

A boy was coming to ICAI to join for CA . He found a security person in front of the institute and asked him : Will I get Job if I study  this course?

Security : Sure…..Even I had studied the same course.!!!

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GOOD JOKE

Nice Joke

Thanks for Sharing

 

CA  Jokes  Returns ( Part - 2 )

good joke

good jokes

Great jokes... sir ji..

Swarg Ke Dwar par 3 log khade the

God- "Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai"

Pahla- "Mai Pujari hu ,sari umar aapki seva ki hai, Swarg par to mera hi haq hai"

Dusra- "Mai ek Dr. hu sari umar logo kiseva ki hai Swarg par to mera hi haq hai

Tisra- "Mai ek CHARTERED ACCOUNT KA Student raha hu",

God-" Rulaega kya? , Sari JAWANI  tu narak me tha , SWARG par tera hi haq hai

thanks for sharing, george, nilima..

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sir gooodddddddddddddddd

Collector bante hai jo IAS padhte hai, Doctor bante hai jo MBBS padhte hai, Lawyer bante hai jo LLB padhte hai, Engineer bante hai jo BE padhte hai, aur In sab ke BAAP bante hai jo “ICAI” me Padhte hai…

2nd is good one!

yes

Good ................

 

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lol laugh .... nice one keep sharing


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