1. Exam+ Rowdy Rathore
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Jo mai Padhta Hu Wo Mai Likhta Hu..
Aur...
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Jo Mai Nahi Padhta Wo Mai Definately Likhta Hu...:-x;-)
2. Today my Wi-Fi Suddenly Stopped Working..:O
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Then I Realized that my Neighbors haven't paid the bill..
How irresponsible they r..!! :-D
3. when a girl asks you to guess her age , its like deciding ..
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whether to cut the blue , red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb
4. Daru Ki Vajah Se Barbad SharabiNe Kasam Khai
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aur Ghar Se Daru Ki Khali BottlesFekne Laga..
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1st Fenk K Bola:"Teri Vajah Se Meri Nokri Gayi..
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2nd Fek K:"Teri Vajah Se Mera Ghar Bika
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3rd Fek K:"Teri Vajah Se Meri BiwiChali Gayi
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4th Uthai To Wo Bhari Hui Nikli
To Bola Tu Side Me Ho Ja TuBekasoor Hai...:p :O :D
5. Pak team to Irfan :
"Kameene tere wajah se match haare hai : @ "
Irfan : " mera kya kasoor? maine to 4 over me 20 hi run diye the:O
pak team : Haramkhor jab sher so raha tha to use jagana nai chahiye
tune hi yuvi ki tang pe ball maari thi
Irfan : sorry :( :(
6. This pj Will surely kill u -
Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.
Einstein was seeker.
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
Einstein: I found u newton !! Thappa !!!
Newton: U are wrong. I am not newton. As i am standing in 1 mt square, i am newton/per mt sq. So I am pascal.
7. 21st Century Situation :
Our Phone : wireless !
Cooking : fire less !
Food : fatness !
Dress : sleeveless !
Youth : jobless !
Leaders : shameless !
Relations : meaningless !
Attitude : careless !
Feelings : heartless !
Education : valueless !
But still,
Our Hopes : Endless..!!
8. Relatives are like rear view mirror.
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They appear closer than they are. :P :D
9. The most wonderful news in
School Life.. ??
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Teacher is absent...:p :O :D :D
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