1. 1990's Ladka kya karta hai ??
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Ladke wale:"Doctor hai..
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2012 Ladka kya krta hai ??
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Ladke wale:"FACEBOOK pe 4 pages ka
admin hai...ek page ke to 100,000 likes hai..:p :O :D :D :D
2. In India parents: study well my child or you wont get a job!
In USA parents: study well my child or an INDIAN will grab your job!
3. Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
Please Do Not Disturb,
. I am Married
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already very Disturbed.=))
4. my girlfriend told me," CA or ME"
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NOW SOMETIME I MISS HER. :p:p
5. Husband:"sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Postman:"Yeh post office hai police station nahi..
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Husband:"ohh sorry.!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaaun,
kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai..:p :O :D :D
6. Exams Life:
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9am:"Wake-up
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10am:"Breakfast
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11am:"Thinking 2 score 80%
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12am:"Watch TV
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1pm:"Lunch
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2pm:"Thori neend le k padhenge dimagh set hoga..
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4pm:"Games
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5pm:"Thinking 2 score 60%
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6pm:"Troubling friends "kuch padha ??
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8pm:"Searching books..
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9pm:"Dinner
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10pm:"Lo bhai light gayi...
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11pm:"plz bhagwan Bas pass kara de...
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12pm:"aaj to Bhad me jaye padhai- kal se pakka padhunga...;)) :p :O :D :D Hehehe
7. When do you know ur in love?
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Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan :p :O :D
8. Dear Americans,
Whenever some of you feel
disturbed, depressed
and lonely; please don't use your
bullets to kill little
children.
Please come over to India, we have
enough rapists,
sadists and molesters to be killed.
And we have no guns and guts to
kill them!
CAclubindia
