Smile Please - Jokes..!

An investment advisor decided to start his own business. He was sharp and diligent, so business 

kept coming in, and soon he realised that he needed an in-house counsel.

The investment banker began to interview young lawyers.

“ I’m sure you can understand,” he started off with one of the first applicants, “in a business like this, 

our personal integrity must be beyond question.” He leaned forward. “Are you an honest lawyer?”

“Honest?” replied the job applicant. “Let me tell you something about my honesty. I’m so honest 

that my father lent me R50,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I finished 

my very first case.”

“Impressive. And what sort of case was that?” asked the investment counselor.

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, “He sued me for the money.