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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, *********************************
WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?
" W "!! B'COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH "W" WHO? WHY? WHAT? WHEN? WHICH? WHOM? WHERE? WAR! AND FINALLY WIFE....! *************************************** GOD: I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS DEVIL: I Can't Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS. GOD: Don’t Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS! **************************************** How Newton Died ? He died After seen South Indian Movies.. Because He Couldn't Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics which He Made... ******************************************* Moral of the movie ROBOT- A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines! ****************************************** When Alchohol is consumed, Whatever is in the mind comes out... So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams. ******************************************** A Crazy fact of today's generation:
Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers. But now they drink like their Fathers...!!! ****************************************** A Sign At A Petrol pump ... "Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless, But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!" **************************************** The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile. **************************************** Imagine U & me join NASA After 1 month The Americans will have to change the name from NASA to.. SARVANASA ***************************************** The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts ****************************************** |
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