Tu mere dil mein aise samayi hai
Jaise bajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai!
Jab safed dress pehenti ho, toh ambulence ki gaadi lagti ho,
Ambulance toh ghayalon ko le jaati hai,
Tum toh ghayal kar jaati ho.
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai,
Isse bhi badi imarat banaunga,
Mumtaz toh marke dafan hui thi,
Tujhe toh main zinda dafnaunga!
Kash ke tere chehre pe chicken pox ke daag hote,
Kash ke tere chehre pe chicken pox ke daag hote,
Chand toh tu hai hi, sitaare bhi saath hote.
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
seedhe upar chale aana.
Tumhare saamne hain itne sample
Kabhi humein bhi pick karo.
Hamare pyaar ke icon pe
Kabhi toh click karo.
Arz kiya hai…..
Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu na mili to tujhe
shift delete kar doonga.
Before marriage:
Takdir hai magar kismet nahi khulti
Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon
lekin Mumtaz nahi milti.
After marriage:
Takdir hai magar kismet nahi khulti
Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon
lekin Mumtaz nahi marti.
Ladka: Kaash inn haseenaon ke baap mar jaaye
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar toh jaaye.
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi ae zaalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi.
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi toh sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat ek se hogi toh hazaron ka kya hoga.
Yeh tera chehra hai ya kele ka chilka,
jo dekha toh yeh dil phisal gaya.
Unki gali se guzre……ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre……ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unhone phool phenka….gamla bhi saath tha.



