Secret of Gujarati People's Sucess

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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.


5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.


2000 people leave the room.


Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.


Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to
lose?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat language to leave..


498 people leave the room.


Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says...

 

 

`kem chho ?'

The other candidate answers 'ek dum majaama !

 

Replies (32)

kem chho ?'

'ek dum majaama !

 

 

good ............................

thanks for sharing...............that's call JUGAD

hahahaha                            good one

Realy great vijay bhai.smile. Gujarati always rocks.smile. Jai jai garvi Gujarat.

Good one

hahha...khub saru.....!! 

 

 


Gujrati joke aaya to Marwari bhi peeche nahi rahega...


1 Gujrati 1 Marwari ke ghar gaya..


Marwari ne poocha" kya loge? thanda ya garam??"

Gujratti " Dono le aao"

Marwari apni biwi se" jao 2 glass paani le aao...1 glass freezer se..1 glass geezer se...!!"

Awesome read, thanks,, 

:)good sharing both Vijay and Lappi

So nice to read.. thank u..

AWESOME JOKE BY SUNSHINE

Originally posted by : Sunshine...

hahha...khub saru.....!!








Gujrati joke aaya to Marwari bhi peeche nahi rahega...




1 Gujrati 1 Marwari ke ghar gaya..




Marwari ne poocha" kya loge? thanda ya garam??"

Gujratti " Dono le aao"

Marwari apni biwi se" jao 2 glass paani le aao...1 glass freezer se..1 glass geezer se...!!"

realy funny .hehe.
One another Humour What is the Defination of Gujarati? Sindhi pasethi maal lai Marwadi ne veche ane ema thi nafo kamay enu nam Gujarati. Means Gujarati is a person who can earn profit even in the transactions with Sindhi & Marwadi who are pure Business Masters. Dont worry mai Gujarati nahi hu Sindhi Hu Yaar.

hehe..vry funny...

thank u.............

Thanks to all !!!!!

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