Santa - banta

 

Santa & Banta new series.......

 

 

 

How did Santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to
another PC....
1)  Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and
selected cut option
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he
wanted to copy that file 4)And is still trying to paste it
there....!!!!!!!!!


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Y did Santa singh sign all the cheques in his cheque book...........
.................so that no one else could use them if he lost his
chequebook?!! @ @ ?

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Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only ! At the
party Banta was very shocked to see other people wearing suits
also!!!!!!

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Santa and banta in a football stadium:
Santa: paaji yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa:"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
karenge!!!!!!!!!"

Replies (4)

Fun time......Very nice Sanket.....All are good but the first one is really very good:)

Good one!!!

really good jokes...

REALLY VERY GOOD ONE........

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