Reasons why i hate sachin tendulkar

Rajesh (Service ) (7576 Points)

27 December 2012  

 

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He always plays a brilliant innings before my exam and this doesn’t let me study.

 

Every time that I think of becoming an atheist, he gets into the nineties and I have no choice but to pray.

 

Every time I take a resolution not to bite my nails, he gets into the nineties and I am left with no choice but to chew on my nails.

 

He keeps all the records to himself.

 

He makes a lot more money and fame than me.

 

He costs way too much on ‘super selector’ but since I have to pick him, the rest of my team gets weakened.

 

During a match, invariably when I want to go to the bathroom, he hits a boundary and hence I have no choice but to sit and watch the replay.

 

As soon as I convince myself that God does not exist, he plays a straight drive and proves me wrong.

 

He brings the whole country to a standstill whenever he bats

 

And the last and the biggest reason why I hate Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar, He is going to retire sometime in the future