Reason Why Never Visit A 5* Hotel !!

Rushikesh (Chartered Accountant - Manager Finance)   (2375 Points)

29 August 2008  

 

Reason Why Never Visit A 5* Hotel !!

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"


Answer : "tea
please"


Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"


Answer : "Ceylon tea "


Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"


Answer : "white"


Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"


Answer : "With milk "


Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"


Answer : "With cow milk please.


Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"


Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "


Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"


Answer : "With sugar"


Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"


Answer : "Cane sugar "


Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"


Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of
water instead."


Question : "Mineral water or still water ? "


Answer : "Mineral water"


Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"


Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst