Reason Why Never Visit A 5* Hotel !!
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?" Answer : "tea please" Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" Answer : "Ceylon tea " Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?" Answer : "white" Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?" Answer : "With milk " Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk" Answer : "With cow milk please. Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?" Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. " Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer : "With sugar" Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?" Answer : "Cane sugar " Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?" Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." Question : "Mineral water or still water ? " Answer : "Mineral water" Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?" Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst |