Real problem :)

A girl checking weight:58kg 
Removes Sandles:57kg 
Than Jacket: 55kg 
Than Stole: 54kg 
Her coins gets ovr. 
Boy in d queue says: 

Carry on..I'll put d coins.

Marriage Truth: 

When a newly married couple smiles, every1 knows why.

 When a 10 yr married couple smiles, every1 wonders why.

A great scholar once said: 

"The real problem doesn't start when a boy looks at a girl. It begins when she turns back and smiles."