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FUNNY LEAVE LETTERS
 
 
 
Collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places

1.  An employee applied for leave as follows: 
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. 
 
2.
From an employee  who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..." 
 
3. Another gem :Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:  
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." 
 
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: 
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 
 
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: 
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 
 
6. An incident of a leave letter 
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."  
 
7. A leave letter to the headmaster: 
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 
 
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: 
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." 
 
9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." 
 
10. Another one: 
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." 

11. Actual letter written for application of leave: 
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 
 
12. Letter writing: - 
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." 
 
13. A candidate's job application: 
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying  for the 
post.
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gud one yar!

After writing so much application for leave; we must leave now.


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