1. Mohabbat ke raaste me har waqt dard hi dard milegaa..........
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Main kya soch raha tha ki iss raaste me hospital khol loo
mast chalega .....
2 A man dies.. In heaven he sees alarge Wall full of
Clocks..!!
He asks angel: "What are these for?"
Angel answers: "These are Lie Clocks, every
person has lie clock!
Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves..!!" The man points towards a clock n asks:
"Whose clock is this??"
Angel says:
its Mother Teresa's.. It never moved,
showing that she never told lie..!!
then The man asks:
Where is INDIAN Politician's clock???
Angel replies:
That's in our office ...
We use them as TABLE FAN..!!
3. Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at you, live life so well that even death loves to see you live.
CAclubindia
