- Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
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- Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
- The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
- The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
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